
There was a time in my life when I was on an airplane every week.
Invariably, someone — often my mother — would say, don’t you hate the razzle-dazzle of travel? The hustle, the bustle, airport security, the inevitable delays, and bad airline food. My response to them — often my mother — was no. I loved it.
To be fair, I was traveling so much at the time that I had reached Supreme status on American Airlines, and most of the time I was sitting in the front of the airplane, where the seats were bigger, the nuts warm, and the ice cream sundaes delicious. But that was not the reason I loved traveling so much. Well, it was one of the reasons. Warm nuts and sundaes are very nice.
And I do have insatiable wanderlust. If I have not been somewhere, I want to go there. If I have been there, discovering new things is pretty exciting too. So there is that.
But my response to people who questioned my travel schedule — often my mother — was none of those things. It was that I loved the time to myself to think. Well, not necessarily just think, but to do other things the busy, noisy world did not often provide time for, such as reading a newspaper or a real book. Mind you, this was at a time when getting Wi-Fi on an airplane was either impossible or very expensive. And getting on an airplane meant being cut off from the rest of the world for hours at a time. Add a pair of noise-reduction earphones… bliss.
I was thinking about this earlier this week when I embarked on a two-leg, 21-hour journey to our home in Rio from Chatham. Do I have to repeat myself? Don’t sympathize. I like this. And, as I have done approximately a gillion times since Elaine and I became Elaine and I, it is as routine as driving to Montclair to visit my much, much younger sister. It just takes a little more time, and the cookies are better at Marissa’s.
So I’m sitting in the American Airlines lounge at MIA — perhaps the most apt airport code in aviation — and thinking about Dolly Parton.
Really, it’s hard not to this week.
Everyone, from every political and social tribe, seems eager to claim her as one of their own. And why not? You never had to look very hard to see a woman entirely comfortable in her own skin, who regarded her success less as an entitlement than as a blessing — one she felt obliged to share with people who had not been given the same gifts God had given her.
Her kindness, decency, wit, and generosity were self-evident. Who wouldn’t want to attach themselves, even briefly, to something like that? And who wouldn’t mourn when a light that bright finally went out?
I won’t lie. I spent an ungodly amount of time doomscrolling Dolly. That is what happens when you have time to kill and free Wi-Fi. I can’t tell you how many times I heard the lyrics to “I Will Always Love You.”
Which triggered a memory for me: the first time I ever heard of Dolly Parton. It was my senior year in high school, and I, like almost every teenage boy I knew, had a gigantic crush on Linda Ronstadt. She had released her album Prisoner in Disguise. It was a seminal album for Linda and included covers of Tracks of My Tears by Smokey Robinson, Love Is a Rose by Neil Young, Roll Um Easy by Lowell George, and Hey Mister, That’s Me Up on the Jukebox by James Taylor. Back then, when vinyl ruled and the quality of your turntable was a status symbol, albums had liner notes (God, I miss them), where you could find out not only who wrote the songs but who did the handclapping. Ronstadt did all of that, but she added a twist. The entire interior spread of the album featured handwritten lyrics from the songwriters she covered, including one from Dolly for “I Will Always Love You.”
Ronstadt’s version of that song remains my favorite. Nothing against Whitney’s or Dolly’s, but at that age, Ronstadt’s clear, powerful, and almost unnervingly pure voice resonated with that boy and made him pray for a day when he would know a love that deep.
Of course, once I was down the rabbit hole, I figured we were in this far — might as well go all in. I won’t tell you how long this diversion went on, except to say I was glad I was in the far reaches of the club and people could not see the “Tracks of My Tears.” (And, not for nothing, if you have not heard the Coldstream Guards version of 9 to 5, you have not gone nearly far enough.)
What finally made me pause was when I got to Dolly’s, Linda’s, and Emmylou Harris’s version of Neil Young’s “After the Gold Rush.” Neil’s version is good. Theirs is better. Don’t believe me? Listen for yourself: Harris, Parton, Ronstadt on Late Show, March 24, 1999 (full, stereo) — YouTube.
The song, written in 1970, is amazingly prophetic about the world to come. It envisions a world so corrupted and destroyed by man that people need to leave the planet of their origins to find a better world.
Well, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming
Sayin’ something about a queen
There were peasants singin’ and drummers drumming
And the archer split the tree
There was a fanfare blowin’ to the sun
That was floating on the breeze
Look at mother nature on the run in the nineteen seventies
Look at mother nature on the run in the nineteen seventies
I was lyin’ in a burned-out basement
With a full moon in my eyes
I was hopin’ for replacement
When the sun burst through the sky
There was a band playin’ in my head
And I felt like getting high
I was thinkin’ about what a friend had said
I was hopin’ it was a lie
Thinkin’ about what a friend had said
I was hopin’ it was a lie
Well, I dreamed I saw the silver spaceships lying
In the yellow haze of the sun
There were children crying and colors flying
All around the chosen ones
All in a dream, all in a dream
The loading had begun
Flyin’ mother nature’s silver seed
To a new home in the sun
Flyin’ mother nature’s silver seed
To a new home
Of course, this made me think of Agent Orange (were you taking bets on how long it would take me to get there?) and the destruction he does to our democracy, our environment, and our everyday lives. Especially the last two lines:
Flying mother nature’s silver seed.
To a new home.
Is that what I am doing? Getting on a silver bird to fly to my new home in Brazil?
The truth is, that remains to be seen. What I am pretty sure of is that I can’t take another two years of unfettered, disastrous Don. It would steal too much of my soul and give him too much power over me.
Which, of course, made me think, “What would Dolly do?” I knew the answer, even though she was famously nonpolitical. She said, “I work hard at being happy.”
Those are words to live by over the next 90 days. Happiness is not a passive condition. You have to work for it — vote for it, fight for it, and refuse to let the loudest and meanest among us define the country we love.
Dolly made a life out of pairing kindness with backbone. We could use a little of both right now. Because if we don’t do the work to put this country back on track, Neil Young’s silver seed may begin to sound less like poetry and more like a travel plan.










Willie and Joe
Many years ago, when my marginally older brother and I were old enough to read but not quite old enough to cook breakfast ourselves, we had only one screen in the house. (Don’t be outraged. Civilization somehow survived.) It was a 16-inch black-and-white Philco that my parents had put on a cart with casters so it could be wheeled from the living room to the dining room, or wherever we decided to watch Chet and David or My Mother the Car.
David and I were early risers. Like 5:30-in-the-morning early risers. We had been given strict instructions by our parents not to wake them, under penalty of a tongue-lashing. Our go-to activity at that hour was to wheel the television into the living room and watch early-morning programming. We had two choices: CBS’s Sunrise Semester, a series of lectures from NYU on topics such as art history, philosophy, mathematics, astronomy, the history of African civilization, and communication studies exploring media’s societal impact; or NBC’s Modern Farmer, where I remember being taught how to grow strawberries and the effects of a 5-10-15 nutrient ratio.
As captivating as these shows appear in retrospect, shockingly, they didn’t hold two young boys’ attention. Apparently, lectures on astronomy and proper strawberry fertilization had limits. Often, that put us on a path toward behavior that seemed completely logical to us but was not viewed quite the same way by our parents. For example, I remember one occasion when David thought it was a great idea to make a Boston Cream Pie for my mother (don’t ask). Unfortunately, his reading skills were not quite up to the task at hand, so he simply added the ingredients to a bowl, placed them in an unlit oven, and waited for the magic to happen.
Needless to say, Mom was not thrilled with our efforts or the FEMA-certified disaster zone we had managed to create in the kitchen. We were banned from the kitchen without her present and told that if “we didn’t like what was on television, we should find a book to read.” This was parenting before anyone thought to call it a content strategy.
Of course, our books were not good enough for us. We had read them all, and being young boys richly endowed with the mischief gene, we tore into our parents’ bookshelf. Not that there was much there to read, but we managed to find a few books to amuse us. Chief among them was Bill Mauldin’s “Up Front.”
If you’ve never heard of Bill Mauldin, he was a cartoonist for Stars and Stripes during the Second World War. Through two average GIs, Joe and Willie, Mauldin told the story of the war from the foot soldier’s perspective—a point of view that was not always appreciated by the upper echelons, who generally preferred their criticism filtered through several layers of rank and a freshly polished briefing table.
But we didn’t know any of that then. Despite the fact that World War II was closer to us then than 9/11 is to us now, we were just kids. They were cartoons. We thought some were funny.
Like this one.
Or this one.
It wasn’t until I was older and became a student of the Second World War that I really began to understand the subversive nature of Mauldin’s cartoons. He didn’t glorify war. He didn’t celebrate our generals. His cartoons celebrated the real hero of every war: the foot soldier. The guy in the trenches, doing his best to survive so he could go home to his family. The GI whose only defense against SNAFUs and FUBARs was to find a little humor in the absurd reality in which he found himself.
Often, that put him at direct odds with those in command. Patton particularly hated this cartoon, which is usually a reliable sign that the cartoonist had found the nerve.
In fact, Mauldin made a point of making fun of officers whenever he could, as in these cartoons. Rank, he understood, was not a vaccine against absurdity.
So why did Stars and Stripes publish the cartoons despite the very vocal complaints of famous and notoriously outspoken four-star generals? Apparently, there was once a theory that a military newspaper should occasionally be allowed to tell the truth to the military.
Part of the answer lies in the official mission of the paper.
“Stars and Stripes exists to give U.S. service members, DoD civilians, and their families independent, reliable news—separate from the military’s own public affairs and chain of command. Key elements of its mission:
But that is only part of the story. Mission statements are lovely things; what matters is whether anyone is willing to live by them when the brass starts calling.
Joe and Willie were important because they made soldiers who were ankle-deep in mud, risking their lives every day and often suffering from the institutional blindness of command, feel seen and heard.
Being seen and heard matters because it means you are not being ignored. It means others understand what you are going through. And it strengthens unit cohesion because it makes plain that we are all in this together.
It surprises no one who has been paying attention that Commander Bone Spurs and Captain Cable News have little respect for the First Amendment. They seem to think the only important words are the ones they utter, preferably into a microphone and with no follow-up questions.
Which is why they replaced the senior editors of Stars and Stripes on Friday after those editors refused to give in to demands that they publish only articles coming directly from the military public affairs department and venerating the Field Marshal of Mar-a-Lago. Apparently, “independent newspaper” now means “press release with better typography.”
The fact that they appear unaware of the consequences of their actions is not exactly a shock either. (Iran, tariffs, mass deportations, Canada.) Foresight has not exactly been the house specialty.
When the men and women standing watch for the rest of us stop feeling seen or heard, morale doesn’t collapse with a dramatic bugle call. It leaks out slowly—one ignored complaint, one pointless directive, one senior leader insisting everything is “fine” because the PowerPoint says so. Nothing reassures a tired platoon quite like a green box on somebody else’s slide deck.
Unit cohesion depends on trust: trust that the person next to you has your back, trust that your commander knows what is actually happening, and trust that somebody above the rank of major occasionally listens to people who wear body armor instead of briefing-room badges. When that trust disappears, troops stop speaking up. Problems get buried. Good people leave. Cynicism moves into the barracks and starts collecting housing allowance—and unlike most recruits, it never seems to get transferred.
You can order people to formation. You can order them onto a ship, into a cockpit, or across a desert. What you cannot order is loyalty, confidence, or belief in leadership. Those have to be earned, which is inconvenient because earning things takes longer than issuing a memo.
And when service members begin to think their leaders are more interested in political theater, press releases, and pleasing whoever occupies the next office up than in hearing from the people actually doing the job, the military develops a dangerous problem: everyone still salutes, but fewer people believe. The ceremony remains immaculate; the confidence underneath it does not.
That is how cohesion starts to crack—not because troops suddenly stop caring about the mission, but because they begin wondering whether the people running it care about them.
We should all care about them. And what the current administration is doing to systematically destroy a military that guards our gates.
Which made me wonder what Mauldin and his muses, Joe and Willie, might think about the current situation. I suspect they would recognize the scenery immediately. So I asked my friend Chatty to help me create some Mauldin-inspired comics about this week’s actions.
For example, how the Navy in an effort to soothe the ego of a man who did all he could not serve, removing a name of Congressional Medal of Honor winner, with his own
Or scaling back needed joint military exercises with South Korea because we are stretched so thin we no longer have the capability to conduct exercises.
And maybe that is the point Mauldin would make today.
The uniforms change, the weapons get smarter, and the PowerPoints become infinitely more colorful, but the people carrying the load remain remarkably familiar. Joe and Willie understood that soldiers can endure lousy food, bad weather, absurd orders, and officers with an inflated sense of their own genius. What they cannot endure forever is being treated as scenery.
A military is strongest when the people in it believe their voices matter—not because every complaint should win the day, but because somebody is actually listening. Stars and Stripes was built to provide that voice. Turning it into another public-relations shop may make the brass more comfortable. It will not make the troops stronger. And somewhere, I suspect, Joe and Willie are sitting in the mud, looking at each other, and wondering how the hell we managed to forget something they figured out eighty years ago.
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